27 9 / 2011
"Can we quote in our essays? REALLY? How do we do that?"
27 9 / 2011
"What’s his name? That leader of North Korea? Kim Jimmy Wanchuck or something. I don’t know. I’m so bad with Asian names."

27 9 / 2011
"So, can you put the readings online for those of us who, like, can’t be bothered to buy the textbook?"
27 9 / 2011
"Like, who would pay more for free range eggs? I buy cage eggs all the time. I don’t care. And anyone who pays extra to offset carbon on their plane tickets is just like, well, who would do that?"
27 9 / 2011
"I only started this assignment this morning, so it’s a bit shit… Also, I don’t know much about [this specific airline]. I just chose them because they give me booze when I fly."